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January 05, 2009

So this is Christmas...

Christmas in Hampshire

This year our Christmas was organised by Quasar (who needs Father Christmas) and what a good job he did. The venue was situated in the picturesque market town of Alton (I have no evidence to back this statement up as it was dark).

We arrived to find Dave doing carpark duties or having a fag, not sure which. Having been inexplicably beeped by a Lexus we made our way in for pre meal drinkies, only to be joined by the Lexus driver himself, Mr Wiki. Having procured drinks we took a comfy seat to listen to Wiki extol the virtues of driving a Lexus for the next half hour (he is obviously easily impressed)

Very soon all the attendees arrived, the staff and the hotel were very impressive, the head man being a cross between Basil Fawlty and The Major. Barely had our bottoms touched the seat before the starter arrived. At this point Wiki realised his error as he was the only person who did not choose a starter (despite the meal being a fixed price!), Colin Chapman would however have been proud of this weight saving option.

Much photo taking was in evidence during the meal, Beak at one stage taking pictures of his moobs (we can only hope that these never get a public viewing). We can also confirm that yo can get twin Lotus condoms.

Once the eating was done the Disco was fired up. Dancing was lead by the Northern Ireland disco dancing Championship runner up - our very own Colin M.

A giant Mr Wiki soon hit the dance floor.

Party poppers, who would have though that something as simple as some paper streamers could be so much fun.

Those of us not staying made an early departure, Wiki to go to the pictures (bad planning there Gareth) and Mrs FW and I to let the baby sitters go home.

Report by Fatwomble.

More pictures can be found here - http://www.flickr.com/photos/fatwomble/sets/72157611164829993/

Posted by Mr Wiki at 07:58 PM | Comments (1)